How to annoy (but NOT torture) your cat in a cute and fun way.
(I am not responsible for any and all injuries from that of cats paws, claws, or jaws.)
Please steer clear of harming your cat in any way. This list is only for fun and safe entertainment only.
1. The Static technique:
Find a piece of paper or plastic that can easily stick to fur. When the paper is rubbed against the cat's fur, it will create some static electricity and stick to the kitties fur. This can really annoy and confuse your cat, especially when it can't get the paper off.
2. Water technique:
As some (not all!) cats really hate water, it can really annoy a cat if water is being dripped onto their fur. This is best done if the cat doesn't know you are the one dropping water droplets on it. (Of course, do NOT pour water or spray a cat. That becomes mean and a bit harmful. The goal is to simply annoy the cat, not make it kill you.)
3. Dress your Cat up:
Use doll clothes or baby clothes to dress up your cat. Some cats will tolerate this, but may get upset, so be careful. :D
4. Hug your Cat:
Holding a cat for too long is an easy way to annoy them. Also, kissing a cat against its will is another way they might push you away: physically, with their adorable paws.
5. Meow:
Start calling in cat language, and your cat is bound to get annoyed. Better yet, whenever your cat is meowing, intercept its meow with your own. This is an effective way really annoy your cat, and works really well with me cat Tigger.
Thanks for reading, and remember not to bully your cat or do any of these aggressively. You may get hurt.